Cmounts at 18:53, 24 June 2012

2012-06-24T18:53:28Z

Mysterious Paul: Created page with "Now, you'd expect the one place in this game where you might have a real plethora of choices would be on the page that talks about the vending machine, right? Well, it's true..."

2012-05-15T21:49:57Z

Created page with "Now, you'd expect the one place in this game where you might have a real plethora of choices would be on the page that talks about the vending machine, right? Well, it's true..."

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Now, you'd expect the one place in this game where you might have a real plethora of choices would be on the page that talks about the vending machine, right? Well, it's true that the vending machine does have a lot of different goodies in it, but ''none of them can sooth the sting of embarrassment''! But, what the hell, might as well grab something while you're here and maybe even steer the storyline into an unexpected dark alley.

===Do you===
''[[Stare at the hypnotic, ever-changing lighting and wonder who the awesome person is who made them]]''

''[[Hum the theme to Star Wars]]''

''[[Put some money in the machine and press some buttons at random]]''

''[[Say 'I wonder from where Ted got his fez' and other awkward phrases]]''

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Hit up the vending machine for some embarrassment-soothing carbs - Revision history

Cmounts at 18:53, 24 June 2012

Mysterious Paul: Created page with "Now, you'd expect the one place in this game where you might have a real plethora of choices would be on the page that talks about the vending machine, right? Well, it's true..."